Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apn...

By Dev (Mar 10, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

wife: samne waly gha...

wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri h

ap 1 bar ja k pata to kro

husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray h

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

hus:- I LOVE U. wif...

hus:- I LOVE U.
wife:- Me Too.
wife:- How Much?
hus:- As much As U do.
wife:- "YOU CHEATER!"
I thought u really LOVE me.

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Ja...

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Jab Apne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Me Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya Hota.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

wife to husban...

wife to husband: 'What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body ?'
He looked at her from head to leg and
replied: 'I like your sense of humor!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apn...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

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wife: samne waly gha...

wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri h

ap 1 bar ja k pata to kro

husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray h

hus:- I LOVE U. wif...

hus:- I LOVE U.
wife:- Me Too.
wife:- How Much?
hus:- As much As U do.
wife:- "YOU CHEATER!"
I thought u really LOVE me.

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Ja...

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Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya Hota.

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

wife to husban...

wife to husband: 'What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body ?'
He looked at her from head to leg and
replied: 'I like your sense of humor!

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Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apn...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi Biwi 200 wapis kark boli humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

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wife: samne waly gha...

wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri h ap 1 bar ja k pata to kro husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray h

hus:- I LOVE U. wif...

hus:- I LOVE U. wife:- Me Too. wife:- How Much? hus:- As much As U do. wife:- "YOU CHEATER!" I thought u really LOVE me.

A man got 2 wishes f...

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Ja...

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Jab Apne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Me Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi? Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya Hota.

Husband: aj kuch ais...

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

wife to husban...

wife to husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body ?' He looked at her from head to leg and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!

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Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi

wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri h

ap 1 bar ja k pata to kro

husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray h

hus:- I LOVE U.
wife:- Me Too.
wife:- How Much?
hus:- As much As U do.
wife:- "YOU CHEATER!"
I thought u really LOVE me.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Biwi:Janu Sunona, Jab Apne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Me Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya Hota.

Husband: aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye

Wife: tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h.

wife to husband: 'What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body ?'
He looked at her from head to leg and
replied: 'I like your sense of humor!