Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Boss asked Sardar t...

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1.............A25

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A bird was disturbin...

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: What is tha...

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A sardar goes to an ...

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A sardarji photograp...

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar got into a bu...

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar comes back to...

Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: "I kil...

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar had twins. He...

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLS

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar was busy remo...

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar y r
u removing a wheel from ur auto.
sardar: Cant u read d board
Parking is only 4 2 wheeler

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Boss asked Sardar t...

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1.............A25

A bird was disturbin...

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Teacher: What is tha...

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

A sardar goes to an ...

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

A sardarji photograp...

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardar got into a bu...

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Sardar comes back to...

Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

Teacher: "I kil...

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

Sardar had twins. He...

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLS

Sardar was busy remo...

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar y r
u removing a wheel from ur auto.
sardar: Cant u read d board
Parking is only 4 2 wheeler

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Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Boss asked Sardar t...

Boss asked Sardar to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought two corner tickets: A1.............A25

A bird was disturbin...

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar. Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Teacher: What is tha...

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

A sardar goes to an ...

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV. Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please.

A sardarji photograp...

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardar got into a bu...

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Sardar comes back to...

Sardar comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

Teacher: "I kil...

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

Sardar had twins. He...

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLS

Sardar was busy remo...

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from ur auto. sardar: Cant u read d board Parking is only 4 2 wheeler

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Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1.............A25

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLS

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar y r
u removing a wheel from ur auto.
sardar: Cant u read d board
Parking is only 4 2 wheeler