Teacher: What is your caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they, Phir Rajput hue, Phir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi.. Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Lady: Time kitna hua hai? Banta: Bra Panties. Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense. Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Do ladies car driving seekh rhi thi Unke pati:- Yar meri biwi to raat ko gear samjh kr hilati rahti h Dusra:- Meri biwi to panty khol kr boli 200 ka daal do
Arj kiya h jiske aane m lagte hain 15 saal Jaara gaur pharmayega wah wah... sun to le bhai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal wo hain jh**nt ke baal
Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai kutiya boli chup raho kamino papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...Tongue
Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de Ladki - Papa mein hun..
Wo Yaad Aaye Bhulate Bhulate, Dil Ke Zakhm Ubhar Aaye Chupate Chupate, Sikha Tha Jise Dekh Ke Muskurana, Usi Ne Aaj Rulaya Hasate Hasate.
Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats Santa=Prabhu Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Me Vaisa Nhi Hu Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye
Zaruri Nhi Ki Sari Duniya A6i NikLe Sare Pyar Sache NikLe Aey Khuda Likh Meri Kismt Dusri KaLam Se Zaruri Nhi Ki Dusri KaLam Bhi Kachi NikLe
Ek Baar Mohabbat Ki Thi, Bas Fir Sare Jazbaat Hi Kho Bethe, Ek Baar Kisi Ko Jana Tha, Fir Apni Pehchaan Hi Kho Bethe..!
