By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hai? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kbhi Khush Nhi Dekh Sakti..
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Customer: You told me this car was rust-free. Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.
