Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai ?Santa: Oye tujhey ye bhi nahi pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to ussey kehte hain AUTO - MAY - TAKLI.
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!