Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hai?
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kbhi Khush Nhi Dekh Sakti..
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.
Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.