By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai ?Santa: Oye tujhey ye bhi nahi pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to ussey kehte hain AUTO - MAY - TAKLI.
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
Banta: Why can't women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
