By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help. Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
