Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!