By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nhi Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rhi Hi Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hi!
Santa: Ye scooty kab liBanta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jochahiye le lo ,main Scooty le aya.
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga Banta: Haan Aur Gadha to Dekho Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyo Nhi Legaya... Santa:TV To Me Dekh Rha Tha..
Santa: I was a dude before marrying. Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I'm subdued!
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
