By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he. Police: Kaun He Wo? Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Me kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai..:-)
Banta owned a factory.He issued orders that only marriedmen would be employed.Friend asks: Why this ?Banta reply:Because married men are more obedient.
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar H.
Techr=1 Story Sunao With MoraL Santa=Mene Usko Call Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Muje Call Kiya Me So Raha Tha Moral=Jaisi Krni Vaisi Bharni
