By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi ho
Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
Santa On Phone: Maa good news H . Maa: Kya Hua ? . Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. . Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ? . . . . Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.
Santa- Beta agar tum fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa- Bete result ka kya hua? Santa- Dimag kharab mat kr "MangiLal"
Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? Santa: When they're not at home.
Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500. Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye!!
