New PJ .. Sarla cleans ...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik

SMS LE LO


SMS LE LO



AARE AAP KYA KAROGE SMS KA AAP SMS TO KARTE NAHI HO SMS LENE AA GAYE CHALO AAGYE BADO KANJOS

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hi ...

Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hi, recharge krwane aya hoga...

One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!