By Sandeep (Apr 18, 2016)
Deadly sher on "SUPERMAN" Arz Kiya He Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He Wah Wah Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Is matlabi duniya me kon kisika hota hao, sms v wahi krta hi jiska free hota hi, ye baat sbko pata hi, magar kanjuso ko free v mehenga lagta hi.
ladki: Mummy Mummy ye Padosi ka ladka mujhe bar-bar kiss kr k bhag jata h? Mummy: muskurai aur boli bahut shararti h bilkul apne baap pe gya h..
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
MAI EK KILLER HU MAI PAISE KE LIE LOGON KO MARTA HU, LEKIN TUM MERE DOST HO, I KILL YOU FOR FREE.
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Wah Wah.. Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya.. Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar.. 1 Aur Gadha TAYYAR Ho Gaya.
