Deadly sher on "SUP...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Ek girl Ne apne lover K Kandhe P Sar Rakhkar
Puchha-Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?
Best Reply Ever Given By boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nahi Dengay.

1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu.

TOM jalebi bech rha tha magr keh rha tha "alu lelo alu !
Jerry Bola, pr yaar yeh to jalebi hi....
TOM, chup sale warna makhiya aa jayengi....

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
DDhiru
MMukesh
AAnil

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hi pura packet khatam kr jayega..