Puppy Dog Asked To Mummy Dog: Mummy Who Is My Father.
Mummy: Baby, Keep Silence, Don't Disturb Your Father,
He Is Reading This Sms Now.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Wife: i hate that beggar.
Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book" how to cook" !
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day