By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai pakre gaye to h00 halla aur N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....
Teacher: MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Santa: 6 Tyre Teacher (Gusse se): How? Santa: 4 Motor k, 2 Cycle k!
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu. UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR, . . . . BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe h.
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
1 tapori ki wife: sunte ho ji, apne bete ne ajj pehli baar adha senteces bolna sikha, tapori: achha! Kya bola. Wife:TERI MAA KI.tk cr.frnd
A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Girll Rply: Ek thapad marungi khichke. Boy Rply Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir? badhi ayi thapad marungi.
