By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai pakre gaye to h00 halla aur N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....
Aajkl ki ladkiyo k liye sabse bahaduri wala kaam kya hota h ? . . . . . Bina makeup kiye ghar se bahar nikalna.
Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein, Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi, Socha tha Chorr Dain is Raah Ko, Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri A Gayi..
barish me bhigi ladki, bhiga badan, bhigi zulfe, bhige hont, dekh kr esa laga ye sali kal 101% bimar padegi...
Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega. Eng child: May i cum in? Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ? Varanasi Child: I ka.
Jani Jin tufanon mai logo k ashiyane ud jate hi,Un tufanon me hum apne underwear sukhate hi.
Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note. Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
