By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H.. John- 1000 log.. Hrithik :- 5000 log.. Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?
Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai Aur Vo hai Mummy Ki Chappal.?
Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hi ... Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hi, recharge krwane aya hoga...
1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h! Budhiya bomb h! Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA.
Sorry for distrubing you at this time... if you are free now... if you in good mood now.... if you have no work... then please delete this message.
Boond Boond Se Sagar Banta Haj Moti Moti Se Mala Boond Boond Se Sagar Banta Haj Moti Moti Se Mala Regular Sandas Jaya Karo Varna Mooh Me Pad Jayega Chhala.
Ishq Me Jamhoriyat Nhi Hy Warna. Dharna Dy Dy Kr Tujhy Apna Bna Lety.! Tahir ul Qadri or Imran Khan Ka Veena Malik Ko Sms..
