Salman- main jab shirt utaarta...

Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: 'AKKAL' Ye Kya Hoti He ?

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya h.

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Agar Aap Duniya Ki Sabse Haseen
Ladkee Ko Apne Sachhe DiL Se Mangoge
To Wo Humesha Ke Liye Aap Ki Ban Jaaygi,
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!!...BHABHI...!!

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota.