By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H.. John- 1000 log.. Hrithik :- 5000 log.. Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?
17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna18cntry-apne caste k19cntry-apne level k20cntry-apne desh21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..
Rehte hain hum door to kya hua, Hum juda to nahi, Baat nahi ker sakte to kya hua, Hum khafa to nahi, Na nilna hamari majboori hai, Per hum bewafa to nahi.
A nerd's phone rings. After he hangs up, one of the cool guys smirks, "That was your girlfriend?" to which the nerd replies, "Nope, yours!"
Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao. Dr: Saadi kar Lo. Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi! Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
