By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H.. John- 1000 log.. Hrithik :- 5000 log.. Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?
Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi. Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
*tring, tring* "Hello." "Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?" "Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere."
1 Student Ka Sawal: Hum Jeete Ak Bar Hain Marte Ak Bar Hain Pyar Bhi Ak Bar Hota Hy Or Shadi B Ak Hi Bar Hoti Hy To Ye Exams Bar Bar Q ??
Doctor: tum roz subah bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Raju: ji, bahar likha hai: auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am h
Preity Zintaaaa ne hoto par "India" ke tirange ka tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto par "Kiss" kar gaya aur bola, "I LOVE MY INDIA"
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
