Kuch pal ki kushi apke sath me...

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me!

Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.

People are enjoying 3G and 4G..
But
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I'm waiting for "Suniyeee G"
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U know what i mean..

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess.
Guess..

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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Duniya Me GirLs Na Ho To Kya Hoga?
GaLiya Sunsan CoLLage Viran
Duniya Pareshan Tanha Insan
Na Janu Na Jaan
Hr Taraf Bs
Jai Hanuman