31st March Or 1st april Fool ...

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! Happy April Fool's Day.

Kid On 1st April:
Bedroom Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Dekh Raha H
Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska.
Kid: April Fool woh to papa H.
April Fool's Day.

Son: Maa Kitchen M Naukar
Aur Naukrani Kiss Kr Rhe The.
Maa: M Abhi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon.
Son: April Fool!
Naukrani Ke Saath Kiss Naukar
Nhi Papa Kr rhe the.

Koi aapse baat kare,
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe to

Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna.

Uski himmat kaise huee apko March m APRIL FOOL bnane ki.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere..

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Happy April Fool Day