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Santa: Jab m chota tha to ek b...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 19, 2016
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Jab m chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha! to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale. mujhe kya pata, m to chota tha.
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