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Santa: Jab m chota tha to ek b...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 19, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Jab m chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha! to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale. mujhe kya pata, m to chota tha.

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