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Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ...

By Imran Kagzi (Jan 20, 2016)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Patni: Mai to maa banne wali hoon!
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.

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