Login
Register
Upload
Videos
Wallpapers
SMS Collection
More
Videos
Autos/Vehicles
TV Shows
Movies
Education
Entertainment
Films/Animation
Gaming
How To And Style
News/Politics
Peoples/Blogs
Pets/Animals
Science/Technology
Sports
Travel/Events
Trailers
Songs
Funny
Amazing Videos
Wallpapers
Hollywood
Bollywood
Others
SMS Collection
FESTIVALS
JOKES
GREETINGS
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
SHAYARI
REGIONAL
Send Free SMS
Mobile Games
Action
Casino
Puzzle
Racing
Adventure
Sports
Guy Games
Others
Play Flash Games
Action Games
Adventure Games
Board/Card Games
Shooting Games
Puzzle Games
Sports Games
Arcade Games
Racing Games
Fighting Games
Casino Games
Strategy Games
Dress Up Games
Pimp my / Customize Games
Education Games
Other Games
Mobile Softwares
JAVA Software
Android Software
I phone Software
Blackberry Software
MP3 Ringtones
Bollywood
Hollywood
Comedy
Birds/Animal
Instrumental
Religious
SMS
Others
Move
Home
>
SMS Collection
>
JOKES
>
SANTA BANTA
>
Santa: I got married because I...
SMS Categories
FESTIVALS
JOKES
GREETINGS
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
SHAYARI
REGIONAL
Santa: I got married because I...
By
Imran Kagzi
(
Jan 20, 2016
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
You May Also Like
UPLOAD SMS
Santa: Mujhe sanskri...
Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta :- agr hukumat...
Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun.
Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...
By:
Sonu
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1053
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1086
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1087
2 Hijade ek shaadi k...
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
By:
ADMIN
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Truck dekhkr ...
Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya h.
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1053
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1086
Notice
: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in
/home/mrpopat1/public_html/includes/functions/general.php
on line
1087
Museum Administrator...
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
By:
ADMIN
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
In an interview, Int...
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Follow Us
We Collect Personal Information On This site.
© 2015. mrpopat.in All rights reserved.
Translate Page To Your Favourite Language
