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Santa: I got married because I...
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Imran Kagzi
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Jan 20, 2016
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Santa & Banta got ti...
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Q ke..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
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Sandeep
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SANTA BANTA
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Interviewer: What is...
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.
By:
Nidhi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: What's t...
Banta: What's the matter, Santa-you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Teacher: Translate -...
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi h.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
By:
Ajay
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
By:
Sandeep
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