Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to...

By Imran Kagzi (Jan 12, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

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Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

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Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa : For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Amit: Before the shop opened.

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.