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Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki ma...

By Imran Kagzi (Jan 12, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

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