Teacher: Do you know as to why...

By Akhilesh (Oct 27, 2015)

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Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

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Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

By: Asif
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Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

By: Sonu
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Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Close up se daant sa...

Close up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Colgate se fresh karne ka,
Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to
"Harpic use karne ka".

By: Ajay kumar
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Gadhe Ne Malik se Ka...

Gadhe Ne Malik se Kaha Me SchooL Me Padhna Chahta Hu
Malik Ne Uska Admision Karwa Diya
Phir Gadha Itna Padha Itna Padha Ki Aaj Ye Msg Padne Ke QabiL Bhi Ho Gya

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Do you know as to why...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

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Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!

Close up se daant sa...

Close up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Colgate se fresh karne ka,
Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to
"Harpic use karne ka".

Gadhe Ne Malik se Ka...

Gadhe Ne Malik se Kaha Me SchooL Me Padhna Chahta Hu
Malik Ne Uska Admision Karwa Diya
Phir Gadha Itna Padha Itna Padha Ki Aaj Ye Msg Padne Ke QabiL Bhi Ho Gya

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Teacher: Do you know as to why...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

You May Also Like

Premika: Main maa ba...

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!

Close up se daant sa...

Close up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Colgate se fresh karne ka, Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to "Harpic use karne ka".

Gadhe Ne Malik se Ka...

Gadhe Ne Malik se Kaha Me SchooL Me Padhna Chahta Hu Malik Ne Uska Admision Karwa Diya Phir Gadha Itna Padha Itna Padha Ki Aaj Ye Msg Padne Ke QabiL Bhi Ho Gya

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Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!

Close up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Colgate se fresh karne ka,
Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to
"Harpic use karne ka".

Gadhe Ne Malik se Kaha Me SchooL Me Padhna Chahta Hu
Malik Ne Uska Admision Karwa Diya
Phir Gadha Itna Padha Itna Padha Ki Aaj Ye Msg Padne Ke QabiL Bhi Ho Gya