"Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the
Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,
Graduate karwa diya!
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says Chalna hai kya?
Girl replies : Papa mein hu.
Jab GF Hi Nahi Humari To
is Calendar Ko.
Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.