Ques: bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hi?
Ans: jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"he bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"
Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Ate.
World Cup 2015 Groups
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel
Nafrat na krna kbhi humse,hum se nhi payenge. bas ek bar keh dena ki jarurat nhi hi apki,
kasam khuda ki
apko pitne ghar tak chale ayenge..
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR