MURGA: I Love You. MURGI: Ha....

Naukar- Sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta h..
kya khilate ho?
Sahab - kamine ye kutta nhi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe h.

wo ankh badi pyari thi.
jo ankh usne mujhe mari thi.
mujhe to baad me pata chala ae dost,
ki use bhi baba ramdev ki bimari thi.

Aajkl ki ladkiyo k liye sabse bahaduri wala kaam
kya hota h ?
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Bina makeup kiye ghar se bahar nikalna.

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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"Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate Hai"

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga,
Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
Ek ek peg bana kar diya karunga!

Girls of 1990– Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum
Girls of 2011– Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!