By Imran Kagzi (Oct 10, 2015)
MURGA: I Love You. MURGI: Ha. MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu. MURGI: OH Realy? MURGA: Yess MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha
Husband:Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thi! Wife:Akeli ayee hogi? Husband:Tum ko kese pata? Wife:Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Garmi Itni Badh Gai Hai Ki Do Minute Dhoop Mein Khade Reh Kar Aap Logon Ko Bol Sakte Ho Ki... . . . . . . . Work Out Ke Baad Ka Paseena Hai Yeh!
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah . . . Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola kkkkk.... kiran..
Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye, har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye
Shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi, taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi. 1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai. pr mumtaz marti nhi
