Taas khelne baithe to "do...

By Ajay (Oct 9, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Taas khelne baithe to "don" hi hum .
acting kare to "james bond" hi hum
ab to pehchan lo
"kaun" hi hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hi hum..

Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife hinting husband...

Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it
He gifted her a weighing machine.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Engineers can do any...

Engineers can do anythng:
eg:- Prove 1=2.
Soln: Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
B-)
maths ka satyanash !!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Taas khelne baithe to "do...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Taas khelne baithe to "don" hi hum .
acting kare to "james bond" hi hum
ab to pehchan lo
"kaun" hi hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hi hum..

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Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

Wife hinting husband...

Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it
He gifted her a weighing machine.

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

Engineers can do any...

Engineers can do anythng:
eg:- Prove 1=2.
Soln: Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
B-)
maths ka satyanash !!

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Taas khelne baithe to "do...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Taas khelne baithe to "don" hi hum . acting kare to "james bond" hi hum ab to pehchan lo "kaun" hi hum msg ki duniya k TEES MAAR KHAN hi hum..

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Any man who can driv...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe mera l*nd thehra hai, Teri g@*and ki kasam aye raand, teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

Wife hinting husband...

Wife hinting husband 4 a new car Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it He gifted her a weighing machine.

girl : if you will t...

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

Engineers can do any...

Engineers can do anythng: eg:- Prove 1=2. Soln: Let x=y Then v can write 2x-x=2y-y =&gt;2x-2y=x-y =&gt;2(x-y)=x-y =&gt;2=1 B-) maths ka satyanash !!

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Taas khelne baithe to "don" hi hum .
acting kare to "james bond" hi hum
ab to pehchan lo
"kaun" hi hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hi hum..

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it
He gifted her a weighing machine.

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi.

Engineers can do anythng:
eg:- Prove 1=2.
Soln: Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
B-)
maths ka satyanash !!