Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.
women can do all these without drinking.
Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-'tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu'
Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
Bhikhari: saahib ek rupaiya de do. Saahib: kal aana. Bhikhari: is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony me mere lakhon rupaiye fase hue h.
A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace". Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.