Double heart attack message by...

By Ajay (Aug 20, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let's break up now, it's all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

2 Lover APPLE Kha Ra...

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

This is D Best one f...

This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
"Early To Bed & Early To Rise___"
Santa: "This Man has no interest In His wife."

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Student Dusre Se:...

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Rha H,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo Dete H Girl Ko To...

Jo Dete H Girl Ko Tohfe
Whi Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe
Jo Jate H Un K Piche
Wo Ate H Caro K Niche
Jo Khte H Unko Janu
Whi Bnte H Unk Bacho K Mamu.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dhobi police se: Ban...

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Double heart attack message by...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let's break up now, it's all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

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2 Lover APPLE Kha Ra...

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai.

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

This is D Best one f...

This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
"Early To Bed & Early To Rise___"
Santa: "This Man has no interest In His wife."

Ek Student Dusre Se:...

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Rha H,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le.

Jo Dete H Girl Ko To...

Jo Dete H Girl Ko Tohfe
Whi Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe
Jo Jate H Un K Piche
Wo Ate H Caro K Niche
Jo Khte H Unko Janu
Whi Bnte H Unk Bacho K Mamu.

Dhobi police se: Ban...

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

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Double heart attack message by...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let's break up now, it's all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

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2 Lover APPLE Kha Ra...

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.! Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho. Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI' 140 Rs. kilo hai.

Patient: Doctor, I h...

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

This is D Best one f...

This is D Best one from Santa Paji Teacher: Complete d sentence "Early To Bed & Early To Rise___" Santa: "This Man has no interest In His wife."

Ek Student Dusre Se:...

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Rha H, jo pehle hum ne na kia ho 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le.

Jo Dete H Girl Ko To...

Jo Dete H Girl Ko Tohfe Whi Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe Jo Jate H Un K Piche Wo Ate H Caro K Niche Jo Khte H Unko Janu Whi Bnte H Unk Bacho K Mamu.

Dhobi police se: Ban...

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!! Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

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2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink

This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
"Early To Bed & Early To Rise___"
Santa: "This Man has no interest In His wife."

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Rha H,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le.

Jo Dete H Girl Ko Tohfe
Whi Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe
Jo Jate H Un K Piche
Wo Ate H Caro K Niche
Jo Khte H Unko Janu
Whi Bnte H Unk Bacho K Mamu.

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!