Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h.
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don't have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
Humain na muhabbat mili na pyar mila,
Hum ko jo bhi mila bewafa yaar mila,
Apni to ban gai tamasha zindagi,
Har koi apne maqsad ka talabgar mila.
Kya Apki Girl Friend Ke Pas Yeh Sab H?
To Use Dengu Hua H Doctor Ko Dikhao.
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?
Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?
Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho
Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?