Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge?
Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat H !
If ouy want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,then.. ...... ..... .... ... .. . talk in ur sleep !!
Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai?
Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai,
Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!!
Raman:How do you compile your dictionary.
Pawan:Oh!It was like a quarrel between a husband and wife;one
leading to another.
Wife (Ghusse Se): Tumhare Bheje Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara H !
Husband (Bade Pyar Se): To Fir Itni Der Se Kha Kyu Rahi Ho??
Bachcho ke admission ke liye interview chal raha tha. Master bachhe se :- What's your father's name? Bachhe ki Maa boli: Koi Aasan Sawal Puchhiye na...