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Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta...
By
Ajay
(
Jun 26, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab H, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha H.
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn
Layi
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