Har ladki ki life me ek aisa l...

Advntages of pillow:
4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no

Then...?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
.
.

Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean.

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI....

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

1 aadmi sharaab pee kar Saadhu se takra gaya.Saadhu gusse me bola.-Ruk ja murkh Me tujze Shraap deta hu…aadmi bola-2 min. maharaaj me glaas Le Kar Aata hu.

Sirf 2 Types Ke SANCHAAR Puri Duniya Mein Sabse Fast Aur Best Hai..
1. E-Mail
Aur
2. Female
Ek Pal Me Idhar Ki Baat Udhar.