Na Hum Rahe Dil Lagane Ke Qabil,
Na Dil Raha Gham Uthane Ke Qabil,
Laga Uski Yaadon Ke Jo Zakhm Dil Par,
Na Choda Us Ne Muskurane Ke Qabil.
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H!
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h.
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr ju.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Your Account Has Been Recharged Successfully With Rs 85.91
Your New Balance is Now Rs.129.74
Chehra To Dekho Jaise Langur Ke Hath Angur Lag Gya Ho
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.