Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO..
Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy,
Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay H.
Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hoti?.
Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.
sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte h.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Saase tham si jati hai par jaan nhi jati,
Dard hota hai par aawaz nhi aati,
Ajeeb se log hai es duniya mai,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati.