When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
"Abbey di juttian"
Wife: i hate that beggar.
Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book" how to cook" !
Ishq me aj ye anjaam paya h,
Haath-pair h toote, muh se b khoon aya h,
Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya,
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AYA H
JYOTISH: Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi
BOY:-"O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!"
JYOTISH: Zyada udo mat...
1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi
Grandfather To Grandson:
Go Hide, Ur Teacher Is Coming
As U Bunked School Today..
Grandson: U Go Hide,
I Told Her U Passed Away..!
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference