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Teacher: cut ur nails, they lo...
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Anamika Sharma
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Apr 24, 2015
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Teacher: cut ur nails, they look dirty
Kid: ok
*next day*
Teacher: clean ur nose, its dirty
Kid: nails katwa diye aapne ab naak love-day se saaf karu ?
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