1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai...

By Asif (Apr 11, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!

Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar tum kaho to tum...

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teri pyari surat pe ...

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoo ke bare mai toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yuhi aankhon se ansu...

Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,
Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,
Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!

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Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

Agar tum kaho to tum...

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

Teri pyari surat pe ...

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoo ke bare mai toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Yuhi aankhon se ansu...

Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,
Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,
Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

I like three things ...

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di. NASA k officers khus ho gaye- LIFE ON MOON LIFE ON MOON Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

You May Also Like

Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai? Student: zebra hai sir Teacher: kaise: Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

Agar tum kaho to tum...

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

Teri pyari surat pe ...

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoo ke bare mai toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Interviewer: Imagine...

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape? Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Yuhi aankhon se ansu...

Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi, Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi, Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein, Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

I like three things ...

I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoo ke bare mai toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.

Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,
Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,
Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.