Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nah...

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Safety Tip for Winters !!
.
.
.
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water.
.
.
.
.
throw water on the mirror
& say-
Ahaa.. Nahaa liye.

Sorry for the disturbance
ravan again kidnapped sita
rama need 100 monkey for help
so u get read.

Who Iss Kadar Unki Lash Se Lipaatt Kar Roye,
.
Ke Lash Khud Uth Kar Bol Padi,
.
.
Le Pehle Tu Marja..
.
.
Badtameez Kabse Upar Hi Gire Ja Raha H.

Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na.