By Rakesh (Apr 2, 2015)
Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi, Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki, Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro K tum Mujh Se! Tum Mujh Se! Tum Mujh se! Zyada Kanjus ho..
Teacher: Tum school mai kiskeliyd aate ho? Rohit: Vidya keliye Sir. Teacher: fhir so kyo rahe ho Rohit: Aaj Vidya aayi nahi.
A nerd's phone rings. After he hangs up, one of the cool guys smirks, "That was your girlfriend?" to which the nerd replies, "Nope, yours!"
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h
Hawa me bindaas ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me betaab ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me aajaad ud raha galib, . Phir kya...Ruk gayee hawa, Gir gaya gaalib
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
