Lover to beloved- "Darlin...

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye..

LinE Marna
To Koi HumsE SikhE,
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AisE

Saas/Bahu Ke Jhagde Mein:
Saas: I Have Carried Him For 9 Months.
Bahu: Only 3.5 Kgs Na?
I Carry Him Every Night,
He Is 80 Kgs Now.
Baat Karti Hai.

Modern Funny Shayari -

Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

Now remix-

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka..

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!