ak tha raja ak thi rani dono m...

Robert-Boss, isne kuchh bhi nahi kiya,
phir ise saaza kyun di.?

Ajit-Smart boy! Aajkal prepaid ka zamana h!
Pehle saaza bhugto aur phir galti karo.

what is pyar ?

P-pagal hona
Y-yado me khona
A-akele me tanha hona
R-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Ek Din Santa Ko Fanshi Lagne WaLi Thi,
Jailer Ne Pucha Koi Akhari Khwahish?

Santa BoLa Muje Fansi Dete Waqt Mere Pair Upar Aur Sar Nich Rakhna.

Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

Rich kid writes dad, "I feel guilty driving my Porsche while everyone else takes the train". Dad replies, "I wired 20 million. Buy a train."