By Anup Sahni (Feb 14, 2015)
Dosti Karo VODAFON Wali Se, Pyar Karo AIRTEL WaLi Se, Baate Karo BSNL Wali Se, Aankh Laraw RELIACE Wali Se, Par Shadi Karo Bina MOBILE Wali Se.
Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder? Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U? Student: Same Here Sir!
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?
Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ? Girl: pata nhi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu..
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai? Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga
Sasur Ne Daamaad Se: 6 Saale Me 8 Bache, Ye Kya Hai? Daamaad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Aapki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakhunga!
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
