By Anup Sahni (Feb 14, 2015)
Zindagi Me Jab Kabhi Kadam Ladkhadaye. Aur Ghir Bhi Jaao To Darna Mat, Himmat Aur Housle Se Khade Ho Ke Awaaz Dena "Waiter Teri To Main 1 BEER Aur Laa."
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_")
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt... Tsunamis to rise.. Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches how to choose a WIFE Natural disasters just happen....
"Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe.. " I love You I cnt live without you To samjh lo.. Eeeee Wroonnggg no. h . kaunu apki firki le rha h
1 pagal: khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha. 2pagal: Ye kya h? 1Pagal: Love letter h 2pagal: Magar ye to khali hay 1Pagal: aj kal bol chal band h.
