HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY Let's ...

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gya hi kya?
Tu kaha baithega.....???

Dur se dehka to 'Dharmendar' lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to 'Dharmendar' lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to 'Bandar' nikla!!!!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

Munna bhai: amirican
rastrapati
Sala kaha rehta h?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath
bole to..?
Circut: bhai english
main usko,
Washington kehte h

Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7