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So many options: Poison, sleep...

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By ADMIN (Jan 1, 2010)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

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