Marriage has no guarantees. If...

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JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

By: Vishal Nayak
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Bivi k thappad marne...

Bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Kya Tum Mer...

Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi?
Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..!
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Husband: Bahut Khub! To..
Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he,Wife: aisa kion?Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga.
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga.

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Marriage has no guarantees. If...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

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Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Bivi k thappad marne...

Bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: Kya Tum Mer...

Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi?
Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..!
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: Bahut Khub! To..
Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

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pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga.
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga.

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You May Also Like

Judge: why did u sho...

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Bivi k thappad marne...

Bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: Kya Tum Mer...

Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi? Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..! . . . . . Husband: Bahut Khub! To.. Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!

Judge: tumne apne wi...

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha Mujrim: esa nahi h Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he,Wife: aisa kion?Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga. ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga. frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi?
Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..!
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: Bahut Khub! To..
Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!!

Judge: tumne apne wife ko 11 saal tak dra k dhamka k apne baas mai rakha
Mujrim: esa nahi h
Judge: Sapaii nah bhai tarike bato tarika.

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga.
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga.

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.