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JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband to a newly wed wife!I could go to the end of the world for youWife:Thanks,but promise meyou will stay there for the rest of your life.

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid...

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya...!

By: Vishal Nayak
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Im not feeling well....

Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Before marriage: Ros...

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Im blue. U r my headache, one day Ill kill u.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband to a newly wed wife!I ...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband to a newly wed wife!I could go to the end of the world for youWife:Thanks,but promise meyou will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid...

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya...!

Im not feeling well....

Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH.

Before marriage: Ros...

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Im blue. U r my headache, one day Ill kill u.

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

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Husband to a newly wed wife!I ...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband to a newly wed wife!I could go to the end of the world for youWife:Thanks,but promise meyou will stay there for the rest of your life.

You May Also Like

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid...

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya...!

Im not feeling well....

Im not feeling well.. Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!! Wife: I was joking dear.. Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte? Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga. Patni: Bolo Na Plz. Pati: Tera MUHH.

Before marriage: Ros...

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Im blue. U r my headache, one day Ill kill u.

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo. Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office h Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya...!

Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH.

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye H !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office h
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?