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Before marriage: Roses are red...

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By ADMIN (Jan 1, 2010)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Im blue. U r my headache, one day Ill kill u.

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Prospective husband ...

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Shaadi ki pehli rat ...

Shaadi ki pehli rat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola
humne ye kaam kabhi free me kiya hi nahi
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli
humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye nahi
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By: Dev
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Man: Sir, my wife is...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha
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Pati:-aaj m sabha pa...

Pati:-aaj m sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.
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By: Shweta
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What's the diff...

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
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By: Vishal Nayak
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The most happy marri...

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
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