By Hiten (Dec 15, 2014)
Teacher: Tum school mai kiskeliyd aate ho? Rohit: Vidya keliye Sir. Teacher: fhir so kyo rahe ho Rohit: Aaj Vidya aayi nahi.
Me kya khu tumse yaaro k nhi rha khuch b mere jiban me jisko mene dil se chaha itna kisko... Arye Yr DANDURI CHIKEN & KABAB.
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar m Or laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai
2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, 1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? 2ra: nahi 1la: kyu? 2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.
Aaj Ka Suvichar: Jaldbaji Me Shadi Karoge To Zindagi Ki Vatt Laga Doge, Aur Soch Samaj Ke Karoge To Bhi Kya Ukhad Loge..??!!
I LOVE U...!! . . These words were said by katrina kaif to me last nite in her house.....But i rejected..!! LOL
