By Hiten (Dec 15, 2014)
Teacher: Tum school mai kiskeliyd aate ho? Rohit: Vidya keliye Sir. Teacher: fhir so kyo rahe ho Rohit: Aaj Vidya aayi nahi.
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain Give me sum sunshine Give me sum rain.
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship... Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch ki meethi kheer.
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
Special Inform for u Aj Raat Chand Ko Na Daikhna Warna . . . . Ap ko Meri Yaad Aa Jaye Gi or Phir Nend Nai aye gi Good Nite
Krishna ke kadmo se kadm badaya chlo ab murli nhi to shiti bajate chlo radha to garwale dundenge tab tak gopiya pathate chlo...
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident.
