By Hiten (Dec 15, 2014)
Girl- kya tum mere liye chand tod k la sakte ho. Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
* AaJ Ka SAWAL * Agr Kisi Wajah Se Yaa Itefaaq Se Aapke Sar Pe Seeng NikaL AaYe To Sab Se PehLe... Aap Kis Se Takkar Maaro Ge.?
Sweet insult! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai Aur Vo h Mummy Ki Chappal.?
Samundar Ke Kinare Par Baithe Hai, Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi, Kismat BadLe Na BadLe, Kam Se Kam "CHAPPAL" To DhuL Jayegi.
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena kyuki Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !
