By Anamika Sharma (Dec 13, 2014)
Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola,"Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H!
Bahut Dino Baad Aaya Hu Aisi Sayri Sunaunga Ro Doge. Arj Kiya H. Usne Mud K Na Dekha Dobara . . . . . . . Jane Do Yaar Rulane Ka Erada Nahi H Fir Kabhi.
Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai ? usse aane wale samay me marriage card kuch aise honge ? . . . . " RAJU & BABLU" weds LEELA
If you want to check your brain Stand in front of cow Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hi, Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hi..
Dil kisi se tabb hi lagaana jab dilon ko padhna seekh lo, Warna har ek chehrey ki fitrat me wafadaari nahi hoti.
Man: Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao. Shopkeeper: Plain main dikha doo. Man: Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
