Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Hey, whts wrong with ur cell. I tried calling u lots of time. Everytime I dial ur no. it says d person u r calling is already in ur HEART