Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..
Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati he
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati he.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati he.
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai
Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
"Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe"
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!