Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pil...

By Sumit (Nov 10, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

PETROL Rs.74 DIESE...

PETROL
Rs.74
DIESEL
Rs.52
Kerosene
Rs.35
OMG itni mahgai.
Lo MUFT Me Ghumo

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By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad M...

Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
.
.
.
.
Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Itne haseen khwab na...

Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe
Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana h.
Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu
apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aa

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pil...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

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PETROL Rs.74 DIESE...

PETROL
Rs.74
DIESEL
Rs.52
Kerosene
Rs.35
OMG itni mahgai.
Lo MUFT Me Ghumo

(\./)
/.".) "?----;";_
\,,/"( , ___, ) \
' ' ' '//\\ ' ' //

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad M...

Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
.
.
.
.
Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

Itne haseen khwab na...

Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe
Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana h.
Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu
apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana h.

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aa

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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pil...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

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PETROL Rs.74 DIESE...

PETROL Rs.74 DIESEL Rs.52 Kerosene Rs.35 OMG itni mahgai. Lo MUFT Me Ghumo (\./) /.".) "?----;";_ \,,/"( , ___, ) \ ' ' ' '//\\ ' ' //

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad M...

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya . . . . Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya. Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

Itne haseen khwab na...

Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana h. Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana h.

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera, Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aa

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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

PETROL
Rs.74
DIESEL
Rs.52
Kerosene
Rs.35
OMG itni mahgai.
Lo MUFT Me Ghumo

(\./)
/.".) "?----;";_
\,,/"( , ___, ) \
' ' ' '//\\ ' ' //

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
.
.
.
.
Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe
Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana h.
Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu
apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana h.

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aa