Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note".
Daku: Tera Naam?
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Naam H,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte H.
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
santa:acha vala hai,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
A â Ab
I â Iss
D â Duniya se
S â Sat shri akal.