Munna- bhai ke ghar ladki hue....

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga

Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H

Socho Agr SMS Recieve Krne K
Paise Lgte To Kya Hota..?
Guess..?
Guess..?
Aj Tm Sb Meri Waja Se
Road Pr Aa Jate.

MAA- Beta Orange khaoge?
BETA- Nhi,
MAA- Beta Mango khaoge?
BETA- Nhi,
MAA- Beta Apple khaoge?
BETA- Nhi,
MAA- Baap pr gaya h chappal he khayega..

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!