Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
Police Constable To Son : "Stupid,
Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects?
Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees
Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!
In which printing press d question paper is
Santa= Ma Gandiji Mar Gye.?
Santa= Desh Me Acche Log Nahi H Kya.?
Mumy= Aisa Mat BoL Beta "Khuman" Abhi Zinda H.
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... & I'll shout: have a gr8 nigh