Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Scroll down if u love me,
I just knew it.
Love you too.
GF: Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya..
BF: Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya h wo kya tera baap sunega.
Customer: raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.
DiL Cheer Ke Bhi Dekho Ge To Dard Dhund Na Paoge
Qki Dard Mere DiL Me Nhi Ghutne Me Hai.
/ )( Haye 0ye
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.